True! I will update it one of these days.

See "How to Get Fat" on my site askdrfeeder.dyndns.org.

That's all I got!

No, you don't pass until you can't touch the wall with your toes. Sounds like you're close though! Just gain a few more lbs.

Congrats!



Yeah, that's the next test, the Not-Being-Able-to-get-Back-Up-After-Taking-the-Floor-Test test. If you can still get up you've got work to do!

On the positive side, it's easier to find feedees or feeders than ever. Pre-internet they were invisible.

It's hard because not only do you have to find someone with similar gaining goals, but they have to LIKE you as a person. And you have to like them. And you have to find each other reasonably attractive and sexy. And, most likely, they have to be willing to move to where you are, or they have to live someplace you're willing to move too.

That's a lot of ducks to get into a row.

Allow me...yes, Houston, we have a gain!

erog·e·nous adj \i-ˈrä-jə-nəs\

Definition of EROGENOUS

1: producing sexual excitement or libidinal gratification when stimulated

Is your belly erogenous? If so, since when?

banjo & fiddle