But murder tastes so delicious!

That’s an awesome idea. It sounds amazing, like something straight out of an erotic WG fiction story. The only thing is that it costs a lot of money and effort. Who will actually buy the spa? How will it get funded when business is almost guaranteed not to pay for your expenses? How will it advertise? It’s great to dream, but putting it into action is another story. People in this community are completely unmotivated when it comes to matters outside the computer. If people here can’t even meet for lunch somewhere just once, I wonder how we’ll be able to start and run a business. Of course, there’s nothing I’d love more than to be proven wrong. If people contribute and the ball actually gets rolling on this project, I’ll donate all the money I can afford to and do whatever else is needed of me. I’d love it if a place like this could exist someday.

Gaining weight in college is pretty easy. I don't want to gain weight, but I can sometimes without meaning to. Just tell your parents you need lunch money every day. Lunches cost about $5 if you get a small one. But instead of spending it on real food, spend it on junk food in the vending machines. You can get a lot of junk on $5. Eat some of it in between classes or during your break. You'll slowly gain without even trying.

Malvineous: Marcus, if there's going to be some guy trying to seek some kind of revenge, it may be best to avoid this. We did NOT come here to start a feud with the people here.
Marcus: Relax, it's probably not that bad. I'm sure she's just frightened. Besides, if she's afraid, shouldn't we help her out here at least until things cool over and she feels better?
Malvineous: Well... I guess that's fine then.
Marcus: Great, can you help us set up the room?
Sally: Thanks so much. I really appreciate it.
Malvineous: So what do you see in a guy like him after just meeting him a few minutes ago?
Sally: Well, for one thing, If he's dedicated enough to travel all the way here from Earth, I know he can take real good care of me.