Nofbar:
What do you all think this would entail?
Measure each contestants waists, give them shorts 2 or 4 inches too small. Stuff them until the buttons pop.
For an easy contest, sewn on buttons.
For hard, riveted jean buttons.
3 years
I also grow muscle fairly easy, but I guess I just grow fat easier. Maybe potatoes might do something for you?
3 years
I know I probably couldn't stop, so I just go for MORE. Double what a thin person couldn't finish. A little extra on that. Another helping. Some more after, when no one's looking.
3 years

Eat, Mrs. Goldfarb, Eat
3 years
Some things must be improved and maintained, like walking and stamina.
Others, like bending over to tie your shoes is something that goes and can't get back.
3 years
If I'm honest with myself, I need to purge all my 3xls and most of my 4xls.
I probably won't though.
3 years
If I really chowed down, I could realistically reach 450 by years end. Only about 14 pounds away, I estimate.
3 years
Seat belt extender.
3 years
God I wish that were me.
3 years
Wifestuffer: super obesity does make people become androgynous. It's almost like a new gender!
Sex: F(at)
3 years