Added another category and changed a name...better?


skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot

normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.

starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.

sticker -- (because it sticks out) not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.

brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.

sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.

sinker -- to be comfortable you have to spread your legs when you sit down to make room for your sinker belly

commander -- when it's on your lap, and you don't spread your legs, it goes out past your knees.

If you really want to gain, talk to him about it in plain English.

Work on that!

Awesome! I recommend ice cream!

Good question, but one thing at a time!

anonymizleness -- Did you ever try this experiment?

Just playing with this idea...if anyone has any comments or proposed refinements or different names for any of the stages, please let me know!

skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot

normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.

starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.

plump -- not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.

brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.

sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.

commander -- when it's on your lap, goes out past your knees.

Anything with alcohol is good if you combine it with fatty foods. Your liver gets busy on the alcohol and the fat gets stored as fat.

Just what we need, an anti-fat book for children!

abcnews.go.com/Health/maggie-diet-author-paul-kramer-defends-teen-dieting/story

The funny part: The author of this book looks pretty chunky himself.

I love how that's ten pounds more than it says on your dating profile. Been busy?