OniGumo wrote:
I do that whenever I get the chance really.
How often is that?
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Do you ever get so full that it's hard to breathe deeply?
If so, how often?
(I'm putting this question in the "weightgain" forum as well...please only answer in the forum you most identify with. Thanks.)
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sethman wrote:
Oh, I don't think I like 'sticker.' Just sounds weird. Or sticky. Plump was fine, though!
Point taken. I don't like "plump" though--it's got a general meaning that isn't as precise. Also, I like the "er" ending. Helps make it part of the system.
For example, say in some other context you wrote "She had a plump belly"...no one would have any clue it was a stage of the Belly Classification System. (BCS?) Whereas if you said "She had a sticker belly" it would be a good tip-off.
And of course "plumper" is no good...still has that anachronistic porn-magazine connotation.
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Added another category and changed a name...better?
skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot
normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.
starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.
sticker -- (because it sticks out) not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.
brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.
sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.
sinker -- to be comfortable you have to spread your legs when you sit down to make room for your sinker belly
commander -- when it's on your lap, and you don't spread your legs, it goes out past your knees.
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If you really want to gain, talk to him about it in plain English.
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anonymizleness wrote:Haha nice system =) imma assume mine is a normal for now
Work on that!
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paigehere wrote:
I'm definitely a starter, but I'm starting to veer into the plump category. The days when I could suck in my tummy are disappearing.
Awesome! I recommend ice cream!
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lovinitbig wrote:
where do love handles fit into the system?
Good question, but one thing at a time!
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anonymizleness -- Did you ever try this experiment?
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Just playing with this idea...if anyone has any comments or proposed refinements or different names for any of the stages, please let me know!
skinny -- flat or concave unless you've eaten a lot
normal -- it might stick out a bit but not enough to make a fuss over unless you're a high fashion model.
starter -- sticks out even when empty but you can still suck it in.
plump -- not a "brusher" yet but you can't suck it in anymore.
brusher -- brushes against your thighs when you sit down.
sitter -- sits in your lap when you sit down.
commander -- when it's on your lap, goes out past your knees.
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