Fantasy Feeder

Ask...another man?

scrambledegg wrote

sethman wrote
Ladies, have you ever had a question or questions about guys in general? Well, feel free to post on this thread and I'll answer honestly. You can totally tell how much more credible and useful my opinions are than those of other men because of my boldness AND italicness.

What else makes my information more credible? How about my education for one? I have an MS in Masculinology from the University of Dudemanguys, a college I made up dedicated to males studying other males for the sake of helping women answer questions about men that are usually generalizations. I also had a minor in "Tellingitlikeitisage," another degree I made up focusing on being honest no matter what the question. So now that you know all this, I'm sure you understand why my answers are far better than any other man on the planet, unless of course, they have their PHD in "Waymoreawesomethananyotherguy and Communications."

Disclaimer

Literally none of the things I said in that previous paragraph are true. My opinion is no more valuable than any other male on the planet. In fact, if you have questions about a guy, the best thing you can possibly do is ask that guy himself. And if you stumble upon threads like these, the posters always seem to just be wanting attention for themselves. And if you stumble upon threads poking fun at threads like those, than whoever posted those are even douchier than the original poster. Also, I have absolutely no intention to answer any questions. Have a great day!

What a pointless, stupid post.

^5

14 years

OniGumo

So apparently...

canadianenglish wrote
112lbs in 4 years is a pretty epic gain by my books. I also like double chins! But seriously, anything averaging over 14lbs a year I would consider significant... but the bigger a person is the more a drop in the ocean a figure like a stone (14lbs for anyone confused) is. I would have thought regardless of size 112lbs would be physically noticeable.

that mostly depends on how gradual the gain is. As Shazzy's happened over 4 years her body had ample time to adjust to the increase in weight. Were it to happen in a single year then she would definitely have noticed though.

14 years

OniGumo

My boyfriend...

LetsDoTheTimeWarpAgain wrote
Yet another update on the situation. He isn't going to focus on numbers, but my boyfriend said that I can stuff him as much as I want and he won't purposely lose any weight unless he reaches a really unhealthy weight. C:

Nice! Good for him lol, and you of course.

14 years

OniGumo

Ask a guy

VECT0RMAN wrote
Most guys are jerks by the way lol.

This if very true, I may be the only nice guy in the world *feels all the male viewers of this thread staring daggers at him* Erm...Aahhhh!! *runs screaming into the hills*

14 years

OniGumo

Gaining weight/getting fat

Ziouptpouf wrote

What you want is carbs. When you first start out just think "Carbs, carbs, carbs."

I've heard that a few times, but never the reason. So why carbs ? It's probably healthier than simple sugar and fat, but besides this ?

The explaination is biological. Your body runs of carbs almost solely, it can use fat and protien only after it has converted them into a carb. So naturally, it's easier to gain weight from eating a carb than fat or protien because your body doesn't have to waste energy breaking it down and building a carb that it's just going to break down again.

14 years

OniGumo

Gaining weight/getting fat

What you want is carbs. When you first start out just think "Carbs, carbs, carbs." But be careful not to eat too many simple sugars. Eat more breads and the like. Also another thing you can do is start drinking more whole-fat milk, and fruit juices. Both are very calorically dense.

And if you have a problem with metabolism thwarting you one thing that you can do, over the short-term only mind you, is for a month or so alternate by weeks between a crash diet and all-out binging. This will confuse your metabolism and ultimately lower it. But it can have a negative effect on your health so you should only do it as a last resort and then only for a very short time.

14 years

OniGumo

My boyfriend...

LetsDoTheTimeWarpAgain wrote
Oh! Yes, I read your wonderful advice in another thread. Thank you (: This is quite fun, and I never thought he would enjoy it or have fun with it, but here we are

.

Sounds like your bf may actually be a latent feedee/gainer himself. Dang, I'm so jealous of him right now!!

14 years

OniGumo

What's your biggest feederism turn-on?

For me, it's got to be putting on old clothes and finding them too tight. Especially if it's one of those "But I wore it last month just fine!" situations. *zones out of a moment*

14 years

OniGumo

Weight gain/being fat leads to increasing chances of cancer?

Seylle wrote
Gaining weight and being fat causes cancer?
*Adds to the list of things he's heard people say causes cancer, in no particular order*

Cell phones, earphones, power lines, spicy foods, sour foods, too much sugar, too little sugar, televisions, radios, global warming, global cooling, the sun, the moon, the stars, mutants, too much flouride in the water, any water from Mexico, pesticides on produce, food in plastic containers, microwaving things in tupperware, freezing things in plastic baggies, malt liquor, malt shakes, defective hormones in dairy cows, defective hormones in chicken eggs, smog, smoking, aliens, the occult, evil bunnies, red meat, game animals, poor hygiene, genetics, toxic waste, swimming in the <insert your hometown> river, shellfish, pollution, Al Qaida and other terrorists, the government, (pencils in: gaining weight, and being fat) Ok, my list has been updated.

I hope I don't sound like a jerk, but my philosophy is Cancer's bad, mmkay? I've known many a person whose had it, win or lose, close family and friends, it's a terrible tragedy and it really is painful to see. I just try to enjoy my life within my personal limitations and go about my day, on the flipside, i've known athletes to have heart attacks, so even with every nil of a reason, bad things still happen.

Welcome to the world of the real, Neo.

LMAO, lately for some reason I find myself agreeing with your posts quite a lot...GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!

Great post anyway...I was going to say something meaningful and constructive to this thread but you and the other posters have it pretty much covered I think...

14 years

OniGumo

Getting over that feeling of regret?

Klong wrote
Well, I thought about it and I think I narrowed it down.

When I get that feeling, I think, what would I be missing out on if I were to become very fat.

That is more of what goes through my head. (I think. It is really hard to put it into words)

I can get that, I've had those feelings too. Though I've been large my whole life, started getting tubby around the age of 4. Example, the last time we went to Busch Gardens I couldn't ride any of the RollerCoasters...the harness/safety deals wouldn't fit over my belly.

Though I'm used to being left out of RollerCoasters and the like, mostly cause when I was smaller and could actually fit in them I was a coward and didn't want to.

But the point is, later I get over the feelings and realize that I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I was thin. I love being fat, and wouldn't trade it for anything.

14 years

OniGumo