Dimensionsmagazine down?

Conrad said that the Dimensions servers were being moved to another location or something, which caused a bit of trouble that hasn't been fixed yet. When it's back up, though, the site should be faster.
12 years

Greatest chat up lines that youve heard in ff so far

WonderWoman wrote:

he: oh come on, just once, cam with me.
me: no, i told you, i don't cam!
he: you won't regret it, make an exception for me?
me: why would i? Are you special?
he: yes, i am, i can fart that song 'jingle bells'.


Hey, that's talent though. You should at least watch him do that.
12 years

I'm not sure what i am

If you're not sure what label applies to you, don't bother trying to fit yourself to the labels.
12 years

Zombie books...

World War Z is the only one I know of. Hardly new, and doubt that you haven't read it, but... just in case you missed it.
12 years

Extreme obesity while mobile?

Bigboobsrule wrote:
I currently 665 pounds. I go to work everyday, drive myself. I dress myself including socks and tying my shoes and wash myself. It's hard and tiring and i get so outta breath.


Did you forget to log onto your fantasy profile?
12 years

What happened to ...

SporksFTW wrote:
Like I say, if you want romanced, you'd better start to like women, or the guys that are regularly stuck in the "Friend Zone."

There are HEAPS of guys out there that would wine and dine the heck out of a woman, but usually they're the ones that get stuck in the "Friend Zone." You know, the ones who get you silly little gifts and are always there when you need a shoulder to cry on after that douchbag guys uses you for sex?

Also, I'm pretty sure the days of wining and dining are over. The economy being bad and all, along with equal rights. Honestly, it's sexist for someone to expect the guy should pay for everything. Dates are for the enjoyment of both people and expenses should be split. Someone goes out with their friends and never pays, what are they? A freeloader. This being said, once I get my boobs, I plan on never paying for another drink or meal again, however, I won't be looking for romance and love, I'll be looking for guys with money who will give it to me. And I'm not even attracted to guys. XD

Dating and attraction is strange. There's pleanty of girls who get "Friend Zoned" by guys too. Why not try dating a friend? After all, your "lover" should be your very best friend, right?

Human courtship is a hot mess. It's pretty funny.


Extra credit bonus round!

The "friend zone" is how women get vilified for not being into someone they consider to be a friend. If your goal in being someone's friend is ultimately to court or bed them, then you're doing it very wrong and you're a sleazebag.

If you're someone's friend and they cry on your shoulder when they get dumped by some ***, there should be no hidden agenda. This is what friends do, they support each other. You don't get jealous of the douchebag for getting with the woman you won't outright try to court. And if you're not being honest about that, then you're a shitty "friend".

If you are sincere in your friendship and you support them- as a friend, not as a potential partner- and that's not reciprocated, then you're getting the short end of the stick. But life isn't like the movies; you're not entitled to the adoration or love of whoever you support through their breakups; you aren't entitled to a single goddam thing just for being a decent person and a good friend to someone else.

And if you believe that women put the "nice guys" in the "friend zone", then you're neither a nice guy nor the friend of any woman you think that about.
12 years

What happened to ...

Ryuk wrote:
Wager wrote:
Lols, I love the hate I've received. I stand by what I said. If I'm taking a girl out and she is buried in her phone the entire date I have no interest in being with her let alone continuing the date with her.

But hey, I guess being according to this community that makes me a criminal and someone worthy of receiving physical violence invoked upon them.

Anyhoo, power to you guys and hope you do well with your first dates where no conversation and no interactions take place because you're dating someone who is more interested in a phone then a relationship. Good luck smiley


Ignore the whiteknights.
They heavily populate this place.
Or should I say "Infest"


Not treating a woman like property = "whiteknighting"

makes sense.
12 years

What happened to ...

Wager wrote:
Murphy wrote:
Say what you will, I'm of the opinion that the person I'm on a date with would appreciate not being treated like property as soon as we sit down.


I'm trying really hard not to go into the whole "Have you ever had a date?" argument but really... You're gonna put up with a girl on your first date; that you're paying for (Since you're chivalrous, right?), that you plausibly fought for (Since the odds are she didn't ask you out), and that you are probably chauffeur around, so that she can ignore you and collect on a free dinner (and whatever else you probably planned). Ok chump(s, good luck finding a legit relationship.

Be a man and don't let some bitch walk all over you (unless that's your thing then do your thing, seriously.).


So because I disagree with your snatching their personal property after they've been rude, I don't know anything about relationships or dating and would be a total chump, paying for a dinner with someone who didn't care about me.

Makes sense.

Or it could be that not everyone is into the dominant lifestyle and pulling the shit you do with someone who isn't a sub would get you some well-deserved backlash.

If you're going to assume a whole bunch about me based on two posts, then I'm just going to go ahead and admit that I do assume that you're not only having dinner with women who are consensually submissive outside of the bedroom.

I also like how apparently "being a man" is being forceful and taking things from someone and that by not doing that, I'm not masculine. If you're judging manhood based on someone's willingness to perform what amounts to assault then you've got some seriously messed up perceptions.
12 years

What happened to ...

Wager wrote:
Lols, I love the hate I've received. I stand by what I said. If I'm taking a girl out and she is buried in her phone the entire date I have no interest in being with her let alone continuing the date with her.

But hey, I guess being according to this community that makes me a criminal and someone worthy of receiving physical violence invoked upon them.

Anyhoo, power to you guys and hope you do well with your first dates where no conversation and no interactions take place because you're dating someone who is more interested in a phone then a relationship. Good luck smiley


Say what you will, I'm of the opinion that the person I'm on a date with would appreciate not being treated like property as soon as we sit down.
12 years

What happened to ...

Wager wrote:
I've taken girls phones and put them in my pocket and told these girls point blank. "You're mine tonight. Do you understand me?"


I really hope you run into someone who won't put up with this shit you pull and knocks your teeth out. You deserve it. She doesn't belong to you and if she wants to be rude then just call the whole thing off and bail on her.
12 years