Fantasy Feeder

Bow before me

RubyRipples wrote

LolaJewelOfTheNile wrote
Awww how cute. Jealousy. So adorable. So here's the thing. I like everyone writing on this. I like the attention. I like pissing people off. So by all means, keep it coming, it just feeds my voracious appetite. Oh, and by the way for the simple ones out there...voracious means having a huge appetite. By the way I truly think its funny that many insulting me either have no picture to speak of, or use an avatar because they are so revolting. Grow up. Better yet, don't...keep posting. It makes me happy :-).

You've already been warned about advertising on here your pay services. Now fix your rude attitude or you'll be perm banned.

Aha! High five Ruby! *dances around and generally looks like a fool.

14 years

OniGumo

Bow before me

LolaJewelOfTheNile wrote
I have decided to grace Fantasy Feeder with My presence in order to expand My constantly growing empire of submissives. My voracious appetite requires a plethora of servants to provide gourmet meals for Me at all hours of the day. If you are well-trained with a substantial bank account, I might have some use for your pathetic excuse for a sexual organ. Be sure to read My profile in FULL before messaging Me. I don't tolerate disrespect, so don't bother contacting Me unless you know your place.

FALL

*just in case you're wondering that's a reference to the song by Breaking Benjamin, I Will Not Bow*

So yea, I will not bow *continues to hum the tune of the song while shooting dirty looks at Lola*

14 years

OniGumo

Diabetic gainer

I hear what you're saying Angel, sometimes when I eat ridiculously miniscule amounts at dinner my sugar is 20 points HIGHER the next day. And it appears that about half the time when I eat about 50g of carbohydrates for my last meal of the day my sugar drops. This confuses me so much cause if I eat just a little bit more or a bit less even my sugar jumps a little the next day.

14 years

OniGumo

Fatten a celebrity

The Subway guy, Jared...Hmm and Ben Aflek, mostly cause he annoys the crap out of me.

But seriously, Kate Beckansale, my gawd slap about 300lbs on her and you'd have a Goddess!!

14 years

OniGumo

The realization that your ugly

Chubbylovely wrote

DorianGray wrote
Yeah man, it's tough being ridiculously good looking...
oh wait, wrong thread

Man that guy cracks me up!

I was always the chubby ugly kid... didnt help when my step mum gave me a mullet in grade six, Ive never fully recovered! (from the age of 14 my hair has always been long and down! ) I Have memories of being called ugly on quite a few occasions, goes well with the fat comments.

Once I hit 17 though and learnt how to apply make up things started to change and in all honesty has only gotten better as I get older. Some days I wake up and dont want to subject the outside world to my hideousness... some days I think Im smoking HOT and not nearly as unattractive as I believe myself to be.

Im also completely unphotogenic. Majority of pics my face looks like a smashed crab! And like fawkesling, I dont look THAT bad in the mirror, haha. I do get the odd good shot now and then, so I photo shop the hell out of it and post it on facebook! lol

a good mate has told me though that I do look like my pics in person so Im not really deceiving the public, hehe

To quote a notable woman, You're beautiful, you're beautiful, you're beautiful Damn-it!

Don't be so down on yourself. You've got a gorgeous face if the picture you posted is anything to go on!

14 years

OniGumo

The six levels of fatness.

Hmmm, it seems that old tendency of mine to kill any thread I touch has returned....gonna have to get that checked again.

14 years

OniGumo

Observations on straight guys' dating ads here

juicy wrote

abeamt wrote
Really though, I would say that this site has a much better feel then a lot of the other FA forums. From Curvage, where a lot of the people are snobs, to Fat Forums, where it's so overwhelmingly sexual all of the time, I think this place has a really nice balance. As much as you guys find the men here to be creepy, my noob opinion is that this is the least creepy FA site out there.

Yep. Glad it seems that way to you, too.

And guys? Relax just a bit? There are some people, me included, who, while enjoying the occasional rant about the creeps, have always known that the good ones are here and in the mix. You think you got a worse rap than you did. The point of the thread was to encourage some of the people who know better to speak up, but they haven't yet. I know you're out there... *points chubby finger in your direction*

*blinks rapidly and looks around in paranoid fashion, giving the distinct impression of "Deer in the Headlights"*

14 years

OniGumo

Stuffing questions

Well if you want the "ball belly" then beer is your friend I suppose. You can also eat lots of simple carbs, sugars and low fiber breads and pasta. Though what really determines where you gain depends mostly on genetics.

14 years

OniGumo

I'd like to express exactly how i feel about the term, "fat admirer."

zonker25 wrote

winterstocking wrote

(That said, I dig the FFA label, particularly saying it out loud. Tee hee hee.)

You have to wonder what the Future Farmers of America think when they try googling FFA...

...and, by the way, where can I find an FFA alumnae who has experience growing a prize-winning hog?

ROFLMAO, I'd never really thought of it like that xD

14 years

OniGumo

The six levels of fatness.

I'm definately EAT A F'ING CHEESEBURGER!!

lol *shifty eyes*

14 years

OniGumo