Non-dairy creamer can be just as good.

Why on earth wouldn't any of these work for anyone who can get them down?

Here are ten. smoothiegains.com/ten-thousand-calorie-smoothies/

Cyproheptadine is one of the active ingredients in Apetamin, so it's hardly a secret. Best of luck regardless.

I vote wear the old outfit without Spanx. It'll be more comfortable, and you want them to see that you're comfortable and happy with your new weight, especially since there'll be a lot more of it soon.

This. It's the holy grail.

The more real weight you gain, the clearer your feelings will become. You've got about another 25 pounds before you reach a point where it's significantly harder to lose it again, so use that leeway to learn your true desires.

Trying to redirect the new fat is just a guessing game, so don't rely on it. Squats, leg raises and crunches will build muscle in those areas, giving you some volume underneath the fat.

Please, people, convince her you're the right guy and THEN ask her to relocate.

Okay, here you go.

- Your math is about right, but the best available math only gives a very rough answer so the amount you gain could vary from the formula by up to a pound per week in either direction. The more you can manage the faster you'll go, so work on increasing your capacity.

- Some people drink heavy cream straight and that's probably denser in calories than any dilution of it. Gradually make it a larger proportion of your concoction until either it makes you feel ill to drink it (then pull back), or it finally takes up most of the volume and the other ingredients are token amounts for flavour.

- At the rate you're aiming for, in as little as a few days you might feel it in your clothes around your middle. Then you'll feel it in other places, THEN you'll start seeing it, THEN others will see it too.

Good luck.