Grade 1 but seeing some improvement. My goal is at least a 3.

Did the quiz again. Moved up to the Ultimate Gainer.

My belly is gradually taking over my lap. I have 8 inches of leg showing from my kneecap to my belly.

How many inches of leg are you showing under your belly while sitting down?

My goal as a Santa is to get up to the average Santa weight of 265 for my 5ft 11 frame. I'm currently at 220 and would like to see pictures of men who weigh 265 to have something to inspire me. Just send me a note so I can look at your profile. Thanks!

Everyone calls me Santa because I have the look, I guess, so I joined a local Santa group and even though I have a 49 inch tummy, I had the smallest tummy there. Maybe there is a cute little female elf out there who would like to help me be a fatter old Jolly Saint Nicholas. I live in the Nashville area.