If I did it, I'd eat the bread first, maybe with peanut butter to really fill in fat content, then absorb the milk. It should work on whatever bread doesn't absorb stomach acid.

When you stood too long yesterday, so you just want to sit and eat today.

I used Fastfoodnutrition.com for the bulk of my counting yesterday

Add them up if you can, post them here.

I ate at least 7000 calories today, 6000 of which was fast food.

If you have just a little money, find something at a dollar store you enjoy eating, and stock up. Then, when he's around, eat it. Plant the idea in his head that you need to eat, and eat often. Then he might be open to bringing you a little something, which you then eat, alongside a bit less of whatever you have been eating, to show you still want more. Be appreciative either way.
Note you're still not asking, not directly, but he'll probably figure out to bring you food.

I drive an early 2000s Impala, and it is getting tantalizingly tight side to side. If was my weight, but a couple inches shorter, I would have to hold my flab out of the way to shut the door.

Oh, this is good. I've never been on a plane, but I doubt I'd fit in the bathroom, especially the new tighter designs I found.

Numbers are always good to me.
"Your BMI is X higher than it should be."
"You've eaten enough calories for X normal people."
"Your bod is X percent useless fat."
Helps give some weight to my fatness.

Walking less and less, wanting to eat more and more often, growing rolls, and sweating more.

Both, with a milkshake.