One of my favorite things to do is smoke up my wife, take her to an Indian buffet and just watch her go!

Once she's painfully stuffed: "Come on, this was $16, gotta get your money's worth. One more plate". 😈

The super obese (400 lbs) folks at my workplace get the majority of their calories from drinks. Soda all day long, beer/wine at home at night.

Not healthy by any means. But if you want to figure out how folks become 500lbs, they drink most of their calories which in turn makes them constantly hungry because their blood sugar levels are perpetually crashing.

I don't know, it seems a good lion's share of the famous gaining models all smoke and discuss the inherent tie of their appetite and smoking.

My wife doesn't have this fetish but the only time her fat turns her on is when she's high.

Her drinking led to her initial big gain so she traded it in for smoking to avoid the calories. And now she's more ravenous and fatter than ever, haha.

Love when she's stoned and you can just keep bringing her food all night long – and the grin gets happier and happier with each plate. Then like clockwork she always wants to f**k once she's stuffed and super high. It's a miracle drug. 😊

Marry her, ha.

Though seriously, until she drops the need to impress the opposite sex, she'll most likely maintain her normal routine. This is why most women absolutely balloon once they're married.

A fitness channel gone right.

My wife had a recent doctor visit and her doctor brought up her weight and how she should alter her diet and how much she eats.

My wife came home pissed, swearing how she should find another doctor and how she's not changing anything and the happiness of life would be sucked out if she couldn't have the foods she loves.

It was all so hot and stunning because I remember years ago when she would talk shit about obese women and how they could let that happen in light of the health consequences.

I've seen some crazy stretched out, distorted tramp stamps this summer at the beach and pool... I think they're a neat artifact as you can imagine the girl getting the ink when she was super skinny and it confirms how much she's totally let go and piled it on.

But like stretch marks, it's genetic; some people get them while others don't.

It's amusing how she's turned her IG into a fitness channel and she's still such a total blimp spilling out of her cardio outfits.

For crying out loud, just date a fat girl who doesn't exercise. There are countless of them in the sea. No need to manipulate a girl focused on staying slim and exercising – going to be toxic and annoying for both of you.

Damn! I couldn't do that. I wish! But after all is said and done, I wouldn't want to. I want her to have that personal decision in the clothing aisles accepting that she's bigger. It's always about adjusting what "normal" is.

In her mind, we're all aging, "everyone has to buy a bigger size when they go clothes shopping."

Right?😈