Are we really going to start political stuff here?

I believe this is exactly backwards. I am sure others will respond.

Add Heavy Whipping Cream to your diet. A quart a day, every day. Maybe just drink it, or sweeten it, or pour it over sweetened fruit.

High fat diet, dairy fat works well.

Back to the ever popular Heavy Cream!

Depends on the person ... but taking extra does not hurt anything .... I would try 4

Dude,

I am an engineer, details, details, details!

Yep, I get it!

lol
yep

And, since none of us really know you we could never be sure.

This is something you know better than anyone else.

barely plump, if that

If you can get a prescription you are golden. How you do that without some wasting condition like cancer I don't know.

If you figure it out let me know how! :-D