How to make heavy cream taste better.

Try Torani syrup for flavoring cream. It's like melted ice cream.
5 years

How to drink heavy cream?

Add Torani syrup to taste.
5 years

Medical induced weight gain?

Some antidepressants are well-known for causing weight gain. I'm not sure how much that helped me in getting fat. It was fluoxitine and risperdal for me. What were you taking?
5 years

Ever broken a piece of furniture?

My wife and I broke a bed just taking a nap.
5 years

Things to say to my fatty

My wife recently told me that it's getting hard to have her hands meet when she hugs me.
5 years

Sweet vs savoury

Pillbug:
That's a new one. How would you make a savory gainer shake?

becomingoverweight:
You know Alfredo sauce and how it's savory? Well it's basically just heavy cream, melted Parmesan cheese, and butter combined together. Sometimes spices like garlic and herbs are added as well. The result is a delicious, savory, fatty fluid. You could add all sorts of cheeses, spices, herbs, and sauces to it. Some potential examples are tapenade, aioli, pesto, and hummus. Not sure how they'd work in practice though. You could also put in onion dip seasoning.


A nice thing about alfredo sauce is that you can cook up a big batch and keep it in the fridge for whenever you want it over pasta.
5 years

Does anyone ever desire to have body parts of the opposite sex?

Jdm76:
Started with the pills. Now I just order the powder off of Amazon. Mix a couple teaspoons in milk. For breakfast and before bed

How much have you grown with that?
5 years

Is anyone else here clinically underweight?

I was very much like that. 6'1 and barely 130. A couple years after high school, I was working at a pizza restaurant. There I started to gain weight at a decent clip. X years later I'm 315 or so. My weight has stagnated at about that for five years and I want to gain a lot more.
5 years

Good beginner shakes?

PlusSize4Life:
Cake shakes were my favorite and boy did they work! Blew up like a balloon! Just leave out the egg and mix that shake with milk or water or ( heavy whipping cream)

When you "blew up like a balloon", was that your stomach getting super-stuffed or did you also get fatter?
5 years