Feeding machines?

I would guess when you're conscious the gag reflex would kick in.
12 years

Super high metabolism : (

Get old!
Seriously, I had a fast metabolism when I was your age - weighed about 150 despite doing no great exercise and eating junk. Once I hit 24/25 the weight just trickled on. Without trying or really wanting to I end up at 225 so it will get better smiley
12 years

My gf is going to get huge.

A truckload of snarky comments about the poor grammar/spelling of the OP and others removed.
If people have nothing more constructive to say on this thread it will be locked.
12 years

Your own licence plate?

I used to work for the DVLA (UK equivalent to the DMV) and dealt with Cherished Transfers (moving plates from one car to another, or keeping ownership thereof).
The money these things go for is unbelievable! Even then (1999), a simple one would cost £250, and for something like S1MON or D4DDY - or even a pre-1963 special plate like 1FER (which is assigned to a Ferrari not too far from me) you could easily be looking at five rather than four figures.
Don't waste your money, folks. Spend it on food smiley
12 years

Relationship weight gain

Gain to 225, since that's your lower upper limit, as it were. If you get there and decide no more, then definitely talk to her. However, you might decide to gain a little more to see how it goes ... smiley
12 years

Weight gain generator

Ah, sloth and gluttony, a marriage made in feeder heaven. Embrace laziness! smiley
12 years

The female belly

The above poem has been moved to the 'story writing' forum, although it will now probably be moved again, since I didn't read the sticky thread there. Sorry for the inconvenience.
12 years

Getting fatter & new clothes.

I'm right on the fringe now of not being able to get trousers that fit (in the elegant supermarkets where I shop for clothes, lol). I'm between a 40/42" waist and a stubby 31" leg and it's a bugger trying to find a short 42!
Plus a lot of my shirts and t shirts are now riding up every time I move - no problem for me but for some reason my coworkers/teammates moan at seeing my belly roll ...
12 years

Stretch marks

Badge of honour! smiley
12 years