I guess I was hoping for perhaps a separate shout board ... maybe commercial shout?

Putting all the requests to "buy me food", "buy my pics", "looking to pay for your stuffing so you can send me pics" and more, on the commercial shout where posting the same thing 20 times a day is no big deal because that is what everyone there is looking for.

That ould kind of separate the totally social board, from the send money or food board without running anyone off or booting them.

I would not want to say unfriendly so much as inappropriate in a particular place.

It is kinda like advertising .... we love advertising when are looking for something, resent it when we are not.

My thoughts were is it helps the shoppers to find the sellers, while not ..... hmmm, cluttering up the conversation places for the non-shoppers.

The exception to this of course is those who buy actual banner ads from FF, and we all see those and I for one appreciate them as helping cover the overhead for the site.

Sounds like a great idea.

Then maybe in general postings, references to getting paid or sending money could be limited to "see my account here" or something

Just something to separate the "pay me to eat" , "pay be for pics", "want to buy pics", and "want to pay you to get fatter" from the general conversations.

Nothing wrong with those conversations, they are just different.

Yea, you are just an out of control pig. No self control at all. Why bother putting you on a diet anyway? No way you can restrain yourself.

Even if you cut back a little, you will just stuff yourself even more when you stop. Why you just admit that you will be 500 lb one day? Don't you think we all know it already? Go ahead pig .... say it.

Of course it is possible. So keep it up for a couple of months! If you like it, just make it part of your normal diet.

If you did that and nothing else changed, you would keep gaining but slower and slower until you had gained 100 to 125 lb.

Of course that would take quite a while and you COULD cut back or stop along the way ....

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Well caroline, you are not really fat ... yet ... just very plump and curvy!

Start drinking heavy cream in the morning ... say a half pint at first, with breakfast, and another half pint with cookies before bed. Work up to a pint in the morning and a pint before bed.

Keep it up for at least 3 months and as long as you desire after that.

I predict you will achieve the gain you desire.

You could try a pint in the morning and a pint before bed for a few weeks and find out! ;-)

Congratulations, so regular readers who are always looking for the latest work in stories (after all, as regulars they already read everything else) will be frustrated trying to find it.

Does this REALLY sound like a good idea?

more calories will help. the trick with lots calories per day is t do it every day. This gives your body a chance to adjust so can absorb all those calories.

With the metabolism you describe, try 6500 cal per day for a few weeks and adjust from there