Regular cheeseburgers about seven. Double Whoppers? Three.

My favorite way to gain weight is to have a big meal right before bed. Your body doesn't have time to use the calories or fat you just ate. So it stores it.

According to my doctor, 38.6

After my doctor's visit . I am going to swallow a whole gallon tub of ice cream before bed. (I have to make the doc happy)😁

Hotdogs, ice cream, pasta, peanut butter, mini doughnuts. There's just too much fattening food to choose from 🍰🐷

That's better

Yes. I hate auto complete

My wife is getting used to those loving feedee phrases. Like. "I want to get so fat for you." And "Want to stuff me tonight?",and "Let's make this fat belly grow.'

My body seems to be trapped between 285 and 290. I work at Walmart in the deli so gaining is difficult. After next Thursday I am going to start a new gaining regiment of mixing a gallon tub of ice cream into a shake twice a week and gulping it down in one sitting. In addition to my normal meals. I hope that will help me crest 300+pounds by the new year

I have a doctor's visit next week. But after that, I am going to really have an ice cream binge. I know that I can chug down a small quart and a half carton. But I am going to gulp down a whole gallon tub