I go on a cruise for a good stretch of 3-4 months. Food and cocktails are included in the cost and I am so there for that. I spend my days on deck socializing and sunning myself, never without food and drink nearby. I spend my nights in the entertainment area with my s.o. gorging on delicious things prepared by amazing chefs. Buffets are an every day activity. By the time I disembark I've gotten so fat that when I go back to work nobody recognizes me.

I went out to eat for the first time since March on Sunday. We sat out on the patio and it was a beautiful day. Thing is, I haven't been on that patio since last year and the chairs are a lot tighter now. Ngl, the feeling of my fat bulging over the arms of the chair while I stuffed myself stupid was a unique pleasure.

My belly is getting too big to fit both legs under my old wooden desk when I'm sitting at it. It's forcing my legs to spread and I have to sit at an angle now. I guess it's time for an upgrade.

"Expand"-emic and 'rona rotund are both nice.😄