Body Oddities- Boddities?
The Body Shop(pe?)
(Owner's name)'s Alterations?
Maybe just a magic word- "Presto"?

My first year of college, when I bent my steel bed frame.

I was too fat for any ride with a stomach-level bar when I was in High School. And I haven't gotten any thinner.

I was 10 I think. Kaley Cuoco had a movie I saw on TV where she put on a fat suit. Super hot to me at the time.
It's a Lifetime movie called Fat Like Me.
There was also another actually fat girl that could barely fit in her van.

I also typically order two meals, when I'm fast fooding, which is often. Otherwise, I always get seconds. Sometimes thirds. And then a dessert or two.
And I eat more often: sometimes 4 or 5 meals a day.
Basically, even if I'm stuffed, I know I won't be far from hunger long.

Seeing a waist measurement in metric is this for Americans.
Seeing an imperial weight is this for non-americans.
Anyway, I have a 140 centimeter plus waist.

Give it another 100 pounds, I'd say you'll almost completely need those sites. I know I'm getting close.
It's strange for me; it's not that I couldn't wear a Big & Tall store shirt with my gut, but my back rolls and my arms are both too tubby for them.

Well, they're all pretty fat too, but they've been concerned since around the time I passed 400 or when I grew my big back rolls, putting me past 5XL of certain brands. I'm definitely the fattest of the family now, by an ever-widening margin.

Ate fast food four times today, totalling over 6000 calories. Feeling soo stuffed.

I go to my local Burger King at least once a week. I think they've caught on that I'm not buying two meals for two people.