hahahaha sureeeeeeee Me and Alice both smoke and I bet you wouldnt turn away from us

what turns me off is clingyness and the kind of dom/sub thing where they want you to like clean the house and massage their feet because you're 'worthless'. No thankyouu

I read it, was interested
and then saw this

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hahahaa

Look at the one in my pics it has like over 250 grams carbs per serve

hahaha I also like how one of the questions is whether the person that drives you around the most is male or female hahaha

Pftttt the only team to follow is Collingwood in AFL football OBV !! jeez Dan as my fellow aussie I am a smidge disappointed !!!

Life Expectancy Results
Life Expectancy: 71.17
Lower Quartile : 64.62
Median Lifetime: 72.89
Upper Quartile : 79.96

Hahah what I take away from this is that even though I eat takeaway more than twice a day and smoke lots of weed and cigarettes I will still live longer than Max

We go to the beach usually and eat lotsss of seafood

hahahaa I like to play a drinking game while watching that show
everytime someone cries you have a shot

haha awww that is actually SO adorable !!

I cry in sad movies too... and the mushy romantic ones
and then sometimes I even cry if something really good happens in a movie, because its just so.. beautiful hahhaa
and then sometimes I will even shed a tear or two over really sad or nice ads, like there's one for huggies nappies and its just so cute that I cant help tearing up hahahaa

I can dig it too and I remember the dove campaign too, that was nice aswell