Who else has one?

hahahahaha I wouldnt be seen dead on a moped hahah
theres only one thing gayer than a guy on a moped
two guys on a moped hahah

but Id still love you dan
moped or not smiley
13 years

Bad roommates

oh my god ! that couple sounds like a bunch of leeches !!
and complaining about you wanting the keys back because theyre purple
what a nutjob
13 years

Accents

Bubba I didnt ask what accents you hate, and besides doesnt bother me because I dont have an accent smiley
13 years

Bad roommates

this wasnt me, but since I used to always stay at her house It counts !!
My sister used to live with this guy who although kept himself really presentable and clean was a total pig when it came to household cleanliness. He would leave used cotton tips in the sink, used tissues everywhere, his dirty undies in the loungeroom.. like seriously WTF
and one time he left a lettuce in the fridge until it had maggots and mould and then when we demanded he throw it out he threw a total fit and threw out all our food aswell as the disgusting abomination he left in there.
and worst of all when they gave him the notice to move out he had sex with his boyfriend in their bed which somehow resulted in poop all over the sheets.
DISGUSTING
needless to say they are no longer friends
moral of the story is no matter how good friends you are with the person,
moving in can change it all !!
13 years

You know you're fat when...

Afterforever wrote:
A few personal ones and a few I thought of.

You know you're fat when....... smiley

You can pinch WAY more than an inch on your belly.

Dust is all over your workout tapes.

Your thighs rub together when you walk.

You cant cross your legs anymore.

Your doctor tells you to diet.

Your belly blocks your view of your feet.

You have boobs......and you're a guy. smiley



hahah two of these are wrong !!
My thighs rubbed when I was 60 kilos and a doctor once told me to lose weight when I was 60 aswell !
13 years

My stupid humour!

This is my favourite thing to do on msn or chat
sad I know


OMG guess whos still together after all the shit between them ????

......

...

YA BUM CHEEKS
HAHAHAHAHAH

its so funny because people get hell excited for some juicy gossip hahahaha

damn I just realised now this will never work on anyone here
13 years

Accents

and WHAT Niko isnt russian ??? I swear at one point he says ' mother russia' in that sexy accent of his
13 years

Accents

the16th6toothson wrote:
Layla wrote:


and those Americans that say erb,


my H must have left off somewhere with your R

cuz you say wateh smiley

and we pronounce the H...if it's a man's name haha.



anyway:
Aussie
Japanese/any South East Asian as long as they slow down a bit
overtly thick Canadian
and sometimes...
Southern Belle



hahahah people keep saying that, that we put A's on the end of everything haha

I also forgot I love New Jersey accents hahah like on Jerseylicious..but I hear im like the only one hahaha
13 years

Accents

us aussies dont have accents smiley
we are the neutral accents and then
YOU ALL have accents hehehe

I also love russian ones
like Niko bellic from gta 4 hahaha
what a dreamy man
13 years