wretty222 wrote:
so... i don't know if any of you read those silly magazines like cosmo/elle/marie claire that have diet tips?? i usually don't (diet? PLEASE) but i was flipping through one the other day and noticed their section on how to lose weight... they talk about making SMALL changes to get BIG results. such as cutting out chocolate, switching to diet soda, etc etc.

well... i thought... why can't i apply that philosophy to getting FATTER??? though i love a good ~3000 calorie binge and i love stuffing myself, i've been trying some tactics that are so easy i can do them every day.. and almost forget about them, at least until my next weigh-in

for example- i take the bus to work, so every day this week, i've eaten a normal, small breakfast at home (2 eggs, 2 pieces of buttered toast) and then as i walk to the bus stop i pick up 1-2 donuts at the convenience store- maple glazed fried donuts usually i eat them in about twenty seconds flat, and it feels like i didn't even eat ANYTHING. it's a small change with a big impact, considering it averages about 350-700 calories (depending if i eat 1 or 2).

it's almost scared me how easy it's been to slip small, fattening things into my daily schedule.

i use cream instead of skim milk in my tea...

i use full fat cheese on my eggs, and butter instead of margarine...

my little secret donut habit of course - which is fun, because i can eat as much as i like at home but the person at the shop of course has no idea that i've already had breakfast.. i think i might try getting 3 doughnuts soon! i love when doughnuts are light and fluffy and fried so they just feel like sweet air- i feel like i could chow down a half dozen if i was told to

i've tried to stop at a fast food place on the way home most days just to pick up even a side dish- such as cheesy potatoes from taco bell or french fries. even if i don't feel up to eating a full burger meal, i get the sides to pack in extra calories.. plus, they're yummy!

do you guys do this- small changes in your diet/activity to make sure the pounds start to pack on??? i think it's working, considering i'm ALMOST to 250 pounds - i'm becoming quite the porker that'll be almost a 100 pound gain in 2 years!

tell me more tips if ya got em

WitchyLaRoux wrote:
oh FFS why is there no damn report post button in these forums yet? it has been stated over and over here that such topics as this are not allowed *wanders off to PM the mods*

Circe wrote:
Funnel feeding is a lot of fun, I've only done it a handful of times but each time was quite amazing. I just kept pouring fattening shakes and they kept swallowing, each time resulting in an extremely stuffed belly. Even better if you're sitting on top of them pinning them down ;] Though eventually their overstuffed gut pins them down, haha.

Not to mention grabbing someone by the hair and forcing their face into a creamy cake, with hands tied behind their back. Messy, greedy pigs are always hot!

reverseanorexic wrote:
So... would anyone here actually be interested in a really REALLY "dangerously/disgustingly" skinny girl wanting to get chubby? Like noticably chubby. Not just gaining "the weight she needed to gain to be normal" but actaully getting undeniably fat to the average person. So that nobody would dare call her skinny anymore. Think like the girl the doctors have been worried is anorexic her whole life (but has secretly been trying to get fat her whole life, sneaking in extra food here and there, a little secret stuffing.)