I love belly rubs

so adorable

that even breathing is uncomfortable.

bamp

piggyonherknees

Oh, I plan on doing so much chub showing off in public next year. Lots of tiny shorts and dresses and cutie bathing suits. If you got it flaunt it.

1. 310-15ish
2. 400
3. i probably wouldn't stop to be honest

Have a side of cake and ice cream with every meal.

Practicing yoga regularly keeps me 'fit' enough to make me comfortable, but I mean, I can't like run up three flights of stairs or anything. You'd find me dead about halfway up.

Even something much less strenuous like qi gong would be beneficial.

Also, trying to maneuver through stadium seating aisles and accidentally giving everybody a lap dance. I just smile and apologize

I was pretty drunk once and plopped down in a cheap beach chair that immediately crushed underneath me. It was really old fwiw, but still, I remember my friend just gave me this crazy "holy hell you are FAT" look that was so awesome and funny