Hey everyone, I could use your advice:

After a relationship that crashed and burned in a most spectacular fashion (I'll spare you the gory details) and a period of financial difficulty I'm finally back on enough of my feet to jump back into the dating pool....and given my current seven-days-a-week work schedule, that means online personal ads.

Through research I know enough about personal ads to avoid all the standard pitfalls: Don't mention previous relationships, don't be overly generic by saying things like 'family and friends are important to me' and so on.

So here's my question: In a personal ad, how do I bring up that one of my interests involve either (A)small ladies interested in getting big, or ( big ladies interested in getting bigger without sounding like a total freak? Do I use humor? Just come right out and say it? Or is there some other option I haven't thought of? Any advice would be great!

Ding! We have a winner! I met Gary Gygax (god rest his soul) on two separate occasions but sadly never had the opportunity to play with him...

Okay, i'll give it a try:

1. I walked away from two car-totaling collisions in less than a week without a scratch.

2. I once played Dungeons & Dragons with the game's creator.

3. I was once fired from a job for accepting a dollar tip.

Burger king. Better fries.

Rollerball of Robot boxing?

You know you're fat when you have intentionally used the top of your stomach as a shelf.

Certainly would! There hasn't been a decent WG comic since 'Craving Control' went poof

As much as I would enjoy watching you devour everything in the place (and perhaps joining in,) it cannot be: To my understanding you are taken, and a gentleman does not poach

Okay, I have to admit it: when the video got to the bit introducing the Dominion, describing them as 'A powerful interstellar empire that prides itself on kickin' ass!' I practically shouted 'SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!' at the screen! It's SO refreshing to find an MMO that doesn't take itself seriously!

Admittedly, this is one of the most trailery of trailers, but I can't help but get the same vibe from it that I did from Frozen: This isn't art, this isn't even mere entertainment. it's just...product.

Why not do both? just because you big doesn't mean you can't be healthy!