There's a classic Wayne and Schuster sketch where they retell A Portrait of Dorian Grey with weight gain. Everyone gets fat by the end!

Hey, I'm Ffancy.

I have had all these secret thoughts, as long as I can remember, about watching men gain weight. Lately I've started writing them down as stories. And here there's an audience for them! So I stopped lurking and joined.

I am a fat woman and happy with my body the way it is. I am single, however, I am not so down with online dating.

Other than that, I love dancing, amateur dramaticals, swimming in the sea, all things Victorian, comics, sci-fi and British comedies.