Tell a joke.....

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?


A flat minor.
13 years

Television faves

Top Gear, Mythbusters, The Simpsons, Futurama and The Big Bang Theory are some of my faves.
13 years

Pee and scat??

I don't frown upon it, but i've never been involved in it.
13 years

Can pregnant girls stuff??

I suppose you could stuff, but you'd feel fuller sooner due to the special cargo on board. also keep in mind the gestational diabetes, which leads to larger babies and premature birth (i think).
13 years

What's your ringtone?

My ringrone is the 'Bargearse' theme tune (gotta love aussie comedies from yesteryear)
You might have to skip to 25seconds in in you want to hear it.
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As for my message tone, well to annoy people, it's a dial up modem sound, connecting to the www.
13 years
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