"1. Break a couch
2. Break a bed
3. Not fit into a car
4. Not fit into a bus seat
5. Break the scale
6. Have a triple belly
7. Be able to clap with your thighs
8. Hide objects in your belly rolls
9. Eat a whole cake
10. Squash someone"
1, 2, 9 and 10
5 years
fatrnfatr:
* FemaleFatAdmirer finds nunnery *
* volunteers for kitchen duties *
* flying nuns no longer can get off the ground *
Reminds me of the old Newgrounds.com game "Another Love Bites The Dust" where you fatten up Cupid until hes too fat to fly.
5 years
*watches FFA from my horse from afar. I tip my cowboy hat and ride off into the darkness*
5 years
the augmentor:
That is a good start, FemaleFatAdmirer.
But I see your username is still "FemaleFatAdmirer." And that is problematic, because one should not "admire" fat or fat people, for reasons that are obvious. (If these reasons are somehow still not clear to you, it is only because your re-education has been inadequate. Please report to Room 115A, where an instructor will be waiting with an authoritative demeanor, a clipboard, and a regulation paddle.)
Furthermore, I also would like to see some immediate adjustments made to the overall content of this site. There is an appalling dearth of commentary on the health benefits of leafy greens and high-intensity interval training. This must change!
Wait, didja say female? That word is soooo offensive. You racist, misogynist, transphobe, saxophobe, tubaphobe, xylophobe and any other phobe you is!!!!
We need Ben and Jerry's btw
5 years
Due to unpopular demand. Does anyone have any stories of where your admiring comes back to bite you I recently posted in a thread about how I was checking out a girl and rammed my pushcart into a pole but here's the latest.
I was at AMC to see Godzilla this morning and while I was filling my drink this green haired goddess in tight yoga pants stood next to me. While I was admiring her beauty I overpoured and my root beer went everywhere. Whoops!
5 years
KHayes666:This thread is CLEARLY tongue in cheek but people are reacting like its actually happening. But hey, go ahead and judge us all, we're used to it.
the augmentor:
Oo! Oo! I know the name of that game! It's called "I Am a Good Person and You All Are Bad People Because I Say So�." It's a madcap game of thrills and spills for 2 to infinite players! You are the Sole Arbiter of Human Decency�. Your opponents are all slavering cretins, incapable of the thinnest sliver of compassion or depth of spirit. The goal: Maintain your moral hegemony at all costs!
In the words of the mighty WOPR: "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
Time to play the game.....TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEE
5 years
What I say:
"So I was at a bar last night and there was a bbw there with a long white dress that showed off her curves. I looked over a few times but didn't engage because she had a man."
What the Murphy's of these websites hear:
"So I was at a bar last night and I was creeping on this clearly taken women, even going as far as staring at her uncomfortably. I didn't go over and say hi because that would admit shes a human being and we cant have that."
I for one am done explaining what I say or do because people only hear what they want to hear. This thread is CLEARLY tongue in cheek but people are reacting like its actually happening. But hey, go ahead and judge us all, we're used to it.
5 years
becomingoverweight:
I'm just going to say you shouldn't fat shame people who aren't into this as it's not good for their self esteem or mental health. I have no clue as to whether any of this is true or not but I feel I should say it anyways. Also, making someone feel so bad they binge on food to make themselves feel better isn't something one should feel good about. If you'd really feel good about doing something like that then it shows you have a disturbing lack of empathy.
Lighten..up..Francis
5 years
Took me 7 months but I 100% completed Red Dead Redemption 2.
Working on Mortal Kombat 10 before I play 11
5 years
Influx:
I think most of us got out first taste (pun intended) of the fetish with kid's shows featuring kids, when we were kids ourselves.
Thing is, as adults it's super creepy when kids fattening up still gets you hot.
RVGleason:
I didn�t post it for that reason. It was a fun episode that touched on topics on this site. They�re imaginary characters which means that you can imagine them as adults if you wish.
As was touched on earlier, some of the cartoons or films we watched as kids wired our thinking to what we enjoy today, whether it was Willy Wonka or Betty Boop, the latter by the way was originally aimed at an adult audience.
If the moderator wishes to remove the post I�m okay with that, I had no intention of offending anyone.
You didnt do anything wrong, dont worry about it.
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