fatchance:
May,
Your posts are consistently mean and nasty.
Even if I agree with your point (does happen), there is no excuse for your nasty attitude.
I am sure you will follow up with a series of nasty posts to, and about me. That seems to be your pattern. Have at it, this post expresses my opinion and I do not intend to respond to your typical ongoing provocations.
I probably should have just ignored you, as most do. However, someone should call you out for your needless, pointless, just flat mean attempts to incite a fight.
Good Day.
Reminds me of that idiot Pizza The Hutt on Feabie. Just goes off on people for absolutely no reason then pops up like popeye a day later going "sorry, depression"
Only this ones not giving a fake apology.
6 years
Hey Its May:
Imagine wanting to be fat and working towards it... And then being offended when someone tells you you look fat. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
So if a girl is at the gym trying to get a summer body and a guy walks up and goes "oh hoo hoo hoo look at all that asssssss!!!" then she has no right to complain because shes trying to look good?
If I have to explain why unwanted attention is rude then *I* dont want on this planet anymore. I'll catch the next rocket ship to Planet Flaflooga.
6 years
I think the lecturers are gone
6 years
"1. Break a couch
2. Break a bed
3. Not fit into a car
4. Not fit into a bus seat
5. Break the scale
6. Have a triple belly
7. Be able to clap with your thighs
8. Hide objects in your belly rolls
9. Eat a whole cake
10. Squash someone"
1, 2, 9 and 10
6 years
fatrnfatr:
* FemaleFatAdmirer finds nunnery *
* volunteers for kitchen duties *
* flying nuns no longer can get off the ground *
Reminds me of the old Newgrounds.com game "Another Love Bites The Dust" where you fatten up Cupid until hes too fat to fly.
6 years
*watches FFA from my horse from afar. I tip my cowboy hat and ride off into the darkness*
6 years
the augmentor:
That is a good start, FemaleFatAdmirer.
But I see your username is still "FemaleFatAdmirer." And that is problematic, because one should not "admire" fat or fat people, for reasons that are obvious. (If these reasons are somehow still not clear to you, it is only because your re-education has been inadequate. Please report to Room 115A, where an instructor will be waiting with an authoritative demeanor, a clipboard, and a regulation paddle.)
Furthermore, I also would like to see some immediate adjustments made to the overall content of this site. There is an appalling dearth of commentary on the health benefits of leafy greens and high-intensity interval training. This must change!
Wait, didja say female? That word is soooo offensive. You racist, misogynist, transphobe, saxophobe, tubaphobe, xylophobe and any other phobe you is!!!!
We need Ben and Jerry's btw
6 years
Due to unpopular demand. Does anyone have any stories of where your admiring comes back to bite you I recently posted in a thread about how I was checking out a girl and rammed my pushcart into a pole but here's the latest.
I was at AMC to see Godzilla this morning and while I was filling my drink this green haired goddess in tight yoga pants stood next to me. While I was admiring her beauty I overpoured and my root beer went everywhere. Whoops!
6 years
KHayes666:This thread is CLEARLY tongue in cheek but people are reacting like its actually happening. But hey, go ahead and judge us all, we're used to it.
the augmentor:
Oo! Oo! I know the name of that game! It's called "I Am a Good Person and You All Are Bad People Because I Say So�." It's a madcap game of thrills and spills for 2 to infinite players! You are the Sole Arbiter of Human Decency�. Your opponents are all slavering cretins, incapable of the thinnest sliver of compassion or depth of spirit. The goal: Maintain your moral hegemony at all costs!
In the words of the mighty WOPR: "A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
Time to play the game.....TIME TO PLAY THE GAMEEEEEEEE
6 years
What I say:
"So I was at a bar last night and there was a bbw there with a long white dress that showed off her curves. I looked over a few times but didn't engage because she had a man."
What the Murphy's of these websites hear:
"So I was at a bar last night and I was creeping on this clearly taken women, even going as far as staring at her uncomfortably. I didn't go over and say hi because that would admit shes a human being and we cant have that."
I for one am done explaining what I say or do because people only hear what they want to hear. This thread is CLEARLY tongue in cheek but people are reacting like its actually happening. But hey, go ahead and judge us all, we're used to it.
6 years
