Sometimes hard-fat is associated with beer. But that's probably not accurate.

Anyway, you should tailor your gorging to your own tastes rather than trying to find a formula to eat.

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But on topic, I basically eat whatever I want. What I really like to indulge on are foods that tend to have lots of carbs and fat. Cheesy potato casseroles, rich desserts, stuff like that.

I've lived in the Piedmont area of Southside for my entire life. Not many FFers around here.

Still 5-10 people who will go to the meets is better than where I live right now. It's a pretty dead area.

Heavy cream is great for gaining. It's best to thin it with milk though. It makes it easier to drink. (I like to mix it with chocolate milk)

True true, but the largish cities in Virginia don't have anywhere near the concentration that London does (perhaps they're still nowhere near as densely populous as London, I don't know the figures exactly, but still) Though the DC and Richmond area does come fairly close. I haven't looked at NYC yet, but it'll probably look fairly similar to London.

I'd imagine that it would be easy to make an eating contest type game out of Poker. Similar idea to strip poker, just bet food instead of articles of clothing.

I bet one brownie. I guess the loser of the hand would have to put all the food away? (Or maybe the winner?)

Possible possible. But it's still a little upsetting to look at the map and find that where I am there are precious few active profile within 80 miles of me in any direction. Whereas in London I noticed a few streets with 3 or more FFers on them.

And I saw that, holy wow! There are really a ton of UK FFers. Like in London alone there are more members than in Virginia, North Carolina, and Pennsylvania combined it looked like. This is basically telling me that yep. I wanna move to the UK.

I want to play SWTOR and a couple of other online games. But I'm quite certain that if I ventured into that virtual realm I would likely never accomplish anything again.

I've had someone lift a picture of me from here and use it on a Facebook account. Sam Gainer or Gainer Sam or something like that.

But, I haven't yet seen a full duplication of my profile.