Belgium jokes never get old

Q. what do you do when a belgium person throws a grenade at you?
A. You pull out the pin and throw it back.
13 years
So these are the latest inventions from belgium:
A helicopter with an ejection seat and an underground airport.
13 years
So in holland we have jokes about belgium people. here's my favorit
In the supermarket when you want to buy a milk carton, it has a little sign that tells you where to open it. In Holland it says 'Open here' and in Belgium it says 'Open at home'
13 years
there are several things i can think of, but they could be wrong as well
1) it could be possible that you've been seen with skinny girls to often, and the big girls can think that your not interested in them in that way
2) the big girls just could be plain shy, and don't expect very quickly that someone has interests in them
3) they crowd you hang with give off a negative vibe for fat girls. If your mates have skinny gf, i assume it can be quite intimidating for a non skinny girl to fit in.
and again, since i know very little of your situation, these could all be very wrong.
you could try being a little more direct in that your interested, but it's your better judgment to decide if it's in place or not to do that.
good luck with this
13 years
i guess the best way to get a huge belly without gaining is drinking lots and lots of water. like liters
13 years
I've read some good responses already, so i'll keep my response short
don't base a relation on a fetish unless you only seek the fetish,
don't gain weight just to be with some one,
where people take risks there will be casualties
13 years
I got two...
Ren and stimpy theme song, and the imperial march when my dad calls...
13 years
Haters Gonna hate.
What you gonna do about it. Even people here can be and are intolerant of others who are different. Maybe we are more tolerant than the average person, this group of people still contains hypocritical narrow minded people. You have them everywhere.
I know myself to be intolerant of some groups of people. nobody's perfect. People have the right to be ***s
13 years
ok true story...
In a place i used to live I had one house mate (separate sleeping rooms, shared kitchen and bath) who was a drug abuser, and in a drunk tantrum shot a cat
I then left that place.
in another place i used to live one of my house mates invited some 'friends' over that got drunk and barfed all over the place
We got him kicked out for that.
13 years