Current weight: 286.5 pounds. I'd be happy for a ten pound gain by 1/3/24

The pleasure of getting fatter. The joy of watching the scale numbers go up. The sight of my big belly growing. That's most of them.

Does the cartoon character Fat Albert count? I always loved that show

I bought a funnel to try funnel feeding myself. It didn't work out that good. But I never let my wife try to funnel feed me. So I am going to ask Santa for one for Christmas and try it.

I was wondering. Is it faster to gain weight by gulping down melted ice cream, or eggnog, chocolate milk, etc or eating? I have the worst teeth ever. So I want to start gulping down anything good and fattening.

It is always a challenge to stuff my belly with more than the last time

I wish I could do that every night. But finances hold me back. I do gulp down a tub of melted ice cream at least twice a week though.

1 no. I don't regret it. I love being fat. And I never want to be thin again.
2 this sounds like the first question. I never think about ever being thin.
3 nope never.
4 I most certainly would get fat again. If I had to start over.
5 Yes. I wish that I would have gave into gluttony back in fifth grade.
6 Yes I want to get even fatter soon.

I love getting comments about my weight. I don't get enough of them. Maybe that is one thing that I like about going to the doctors.

I have a ton of games. But my favorites are GTA and the new saints row.