FriesWithThatShake wroteForest wroteI disagree, I like scratching my hairy balls! Or well, I don't really scratch the balls, but the hair at the bottom of my happy trail.

My hair grows so fast down there.
I will NEVER shave down there again; never again. Because then I will spend the rest of my life shaving it daily to prevent the THOUSANDS OF MINIATURE HOME MADE DAGGERS THAT WAS ONCE MY SHAVED HAIR TO GROW BACK.
Obviously back in school, the whole "OH IT LOOKS BETTER SHAVED!" thing came to play, so I decided to try it. First day "This isn't too bad". Next day, "Ow, ow ow ow, ow OWWW ow OW OW OW." My hair down there grows EXTREMELY fast. I mean, I don't look like a fuzzy bear everywhere; my chest has a nice patch and then a happy trail all the way down.
But my God, that happy trail leads to a Forest. In the middle of the forest is a large tree surrounded by two mystical mounds. I want to save the rain forest, not cut it down.
What can I say; I'm a tree hugger.
Dude!!!!!! this is one of the funniest post I've read on this site, LOL.
Thanks, I needed a good laugh for my crappy morning, LOL.