"Who ate all the pies" is a favourite.

I know it's anti fat but I still think its funny

Thanks for that RA, much appreciated

I had the 3gs and now have the Iphone 4S and it is a major upgrade. Dual core processor, dual core graphics and big improvements all round.

The camera is superb and face time is free video calling.

However it still doesnt have adobe flash, so although I can visit FF i cant watch the videos on it.

Siri although a major improvement on the previous vioce control, still get a lot wrong and can be a major pain in the ass, although I found it hilarious when I swore at it and siri said there is no need for that kind of tone.

My favourite app is the tv guide as it can get my tivo box to record when i am out. There is a supurb pool game that almost real and highly addictive called virtual pool.

If you want tv and live in england just down load the "tv catch up" app for live tv and BBC IPlayer, itv, ch4, ch5 all have there own apps now.

Also Kicks news for the football you want, you can even have set up just to give news on your own football team.

I watched the film preaching to the perverted and although it is as funny as ***, it really turned me off of the idea of bdsm. One I like to be in control and two I can't stand pain. The idea of someone putting anything up my anus makes me feel quite queezy and my bum cheeks seem to clench together as if they want to be one.

That doesn't mean I don't like experimentation or being adventurous but I like a woman to be a woman and me to be her man. Yes so I am the lazy shit who lays back and thinks of England whilst she does all the work, lol.

No serious, if a bloke really fancies a woman then he will go out of his way to make her feel special. Just because you are big doesn't mean a bloke should feel that you are the one he can enact all his sexual pervertions with.

I have always been attacted to large women but I have always treated them with the same respect as slim women. What attracts me to a woman is first a pretty face and smile and then personality and humour and that's why I have been out with slim, curvy and bigger women. The reason I like large women is I like big breasts and belly's, ok that's my oddity. To me they feel more womanly and sexual than slimmer girls who seem to be worried about what people think of them and frustratingly shallow as a result.
I remember in the 1990's that a lot of goths were Bisexual and me being a rock/metal/grunger found it hard to get my head around as, when i saw a bloke kissing another bloke it was just alien to me and it was sickening to watch but I am a hypocrite because I had no problem watching 2 girls kissing even if they weren't so accommodating when I asked if I could join in, lol.

Each to their own I suppose.

Life is to enjoy