For the fat fiction crowd:
What new kind of fruit
can describe a woman’s breasts?
Tits like a guava
2 years
That isn’t the way
To eat a tiramisu
Use a fork! Hold on…
2 years
It’s time to game, M’Lord.
The empire depends on you, M’Lord, we need you to charge your phone so you can partake on this quest. It’s been over 36 hours and you have several structures that have been built. You just need to click on them and reap all the glorious crystals or diamonds or whatever they are. We need you, M’Lord.
I know the actual game looks nothing like the videos you watched in the ad, but that doesn’t make the threat any less real! In fact, I would say it makes it realer!
M’Lord? Do you remember how I looked in the ad? I promise you I’m in the game, you just need to buy more diamonds.
No, the other diamonds. You can get those for free. Yes, the purple ones. Ooh, M’Lord is feeling spendy.
Spendy…
2 years
I am a prince from the Kingdom of Atlantis where we have the loosest slots, hottest table games, and more kelp than we know what to do with. Will you help us with our kelp problem? By solving simple matching puzzles, you can clear out all the kelp in my casino slash underwater kingdom.
Can you clean the kelp?
Please? It’s gross 🤢
Join me on Kik at MERMAN CASINO OF ATLANTIS!!!
Not a scam! Nope!
2 years
I usually write in Word and then copy/paste.
2 years
GainerGuyV:youtu.be/TNRCvG9YtYIWeird fishes!!
Letters And Numbers:How have I never seen that video??? Holy shit it’s so gross and amazing.love weird fishes.
GainerGuyV:they have such awesome fucking videos for no reason. Have you ever seen them playing Faust Arp in a Field? Shit is better than the album
I haven’t, but now I have to! Faust Arp is such a good song.
2 years
How have I never seen that video??? Holy shit it’s so gross and amazing.love weird fishes.
2 years
Lxadedfries Paradise:
I have early childhood trauma that basically lasted my entire childhood of a whole lot of different types of abuse and trauma. Dissociated since I was 4 years old. By age 14 I would be trafficked by the same abusive family members, no longer ever sent to school and kept on these strange diets for example one being only fed hummus for two years and in their eyes I was “lucky” it was 6 different flavours of hummus. Developed an ED by the time I was 17. Strangely enough I always liked the idea of being bigger ever since I was about 5 years old but at the same time felt unworthy of eating + you know the trauma. A few years go by and just last year in September I was diagnosed with Crohn’s disease. There are certain foods and from certain places and brands that I absolutely cannot have otherwise I’ll be suffering that away unfortunately and it’s also hard for me to gain weight which I think all tie back down to my early years as a toddler and afterword
You’re very strong to have made it through that.
2 years
Another double post gah!!
Here’s a video for penance
2 years
Battybattybattybat:
My Goth/New Wave kick turned into a 90s techno kick, and then I discovered Austra, but Janelle Monae's new album has been on repeat for a few days now.
She’s so good
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