TheCannibal wrote:
Not a personal fat moment, but my fiancé's mom catching me giving him a belly rub was...awkward.
Hehe, I quite like your story.
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Lawn furniture has been mentioned so it must be said that it is also a no-no for me. I've destroyed more plastic lawn furniture than I care to mention. Also, one time while drinking with some friends the others were sitting in lawn furniture but I declined because I knew I'd break them. So the friend my brother an I were visiting, ex-military guy, goes inside to get one of his army-issue stools for me to sit on. It didn't survive.
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I've split a few pairs of jeans and slacks down the back in my time. I've also had my fair share of benches/chairs collapse under me.
But, by far, my most embarrassing experience has to be when I was taking classes at the Community College. I was sitting the lecture hall, Bio 101, and the auditorium seat I'm in makes a horrible popping/grinding sound and then I drop three inches. Mortified I sit there without saying anything until the end of class, and wait until I'm the last one there before I get up to leave.
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I've never had anyone try to force me to do the Truffle Shuffle, despite having been the fat kid all my life. Hmm, now I sort of feel left out.
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I think I'd like to visit such a place, assuming it's not exorbitantly expensive.
While I was there I'd probably see if I could pack on about 100lbs.
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Heroin_Chic wrote:OniGumo wrote:Heroin_Chic wrote:OniGumo wrote:
My first paying job that I didn't get through family was this year, I was a substitute teacher.
You and I need to teach at the same district because that would just be to epic for words!
My first job was as a telephone survey taker when i was 17, I didn't even last 2 months. I can honestly say after that job, I have experienced the deepest and darkest circle of hell
I don't intend to be teaching public school for the rest of my life. What I really want to do is teach University. Probably Botany.
Damn, well there goes that haha. Although honestly a doctorate is sounding more and more appealing I'm probably going to end up at a university too. Currently down to a top 6 of where I wanna go haha
Honestly if I can find the money for it I want to go for my Ph.D too. Right now I have the lovely challenge of finding a way to earn my Master's in Botany without having to move (as my parents have said they'll help me pay for tuition but not room and board).
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Heroin_Chic wrote:OniGumo wrote:
My first paying job that I didn't get through family was this year, I was a substitute teacher.
You and I need to teach at the same district because that would just be to epic for words!
My first job was as a telephone survey taker when i was 17, I didn't even last 2 months. I can honestly say after that job, I have experienced the deepest and darkest circle of hell
I don't intend to be teaching public school for the rest of my life. What I really want to do is teach University. Probably Botany.
12 years
Is a pretty awesome guy. For a relative n00b
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My first paying job that I didn't get through family was this year, I was a substitute teacher.
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