I like to role-play rapid male weight gain.
Basically I create a character that I write up the actions and reactions for, and put him in a situation where he'll get really fat, really quickly.
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Is very fast on the draw in this thread. lol
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Fat and Reckless wrote:OniGumo wrote:
It'd be something between a crawl and a waddle. LOL, man I bet a group from here could really get a "reputation" among buffets.
I mean, when I pop into Cici's alone I generally notice a few resigned looks from the staff. Imagine what would happen if I rolled in with four or five other big eaters!
Oh dude cici's is the bomb! id go with ya!
Make it a competition. First one to 30 slices wins.
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It's been years since I weighed 300-350. I think I crested that in like 9th grade or something.
At 500 though, I feel heavy and soft. I'm huge all over, I'm not sure how you put on fat but I've got it everywhere. Practically head to toe.
My balance is a little iffy sometimes, but yoga helps with that. I can really punish some food too, I can easily eat a whole 16" pizza on my own and then move on to the second.
Aside from feeling huge and soft, in certain circumstances I feel sort of powerful.
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The one time I just used chocolate syrup the result was less than appetizing. What I do instead is mix equal parts heavy cream and pre-mixed chocolate milk.
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Sounds like he's asking an awful lot of you. He also sounds like an insensitive tool (no offense meant, just an observation).
If he wants you to change yourself to his liking, but isn't willing to change himself for your liking that's a little telling, in my opinion.
Knowing only what you've posted, I'd say that it might be time to cut your losses.
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Nerdy to the umpteenth degree. Sci-fi, Fantasy, just about everything that falls under those categories you'd find me geeking out over.
I also love role playing games, both of the video and pen-and-paper varieties. ATM I'm running a campaign in the Broomstix system (highly modified). Broomstix is the Harry Potter D20. It's my first shake at DM-ing, but I think I'm doing alright so far. I also intend to run a Star Wars D20 campaign based off of a story I'm writing. (No, not the Consort...but that would be very interesting.) Other pen-and-paper games I'm going to be involved in, my cousin is getting ready to start DM-ing a game in the Dragon Age D20 system.
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It is still true that individuals are growing fatter faster than society is. I believe the last poll showed a leveling off of obesity percentages, whereas the percent of those considered extremely obese increased.
So I believe it's fair to say that even if more people don't wind up fat, those of us that are fat will be larger.
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