Its a different world than when I grew up so I tend not to comment on posts like this.
If people like it thats fine they are free to enjoy what they like.
When I first joined here I was put off by guys making what I took as fat jokes or humiliation and never knew it was actually a "thing".

I guess being teased a lot growing up I came to really hate teasing and humiliation.
I was teased for being skinny mostly or that I wasn't as attractive as some girls at school.
Teased for having next to no boobs or butt.
People make comments now in public like look at the land whale or damn how did she get that fat?
It still hurts tho' because its meant to hurt.
Being teased by someone you love in a playful manner would be better but I have never experienced that.
My Mom constantly picks on me because of my weight and she is not nice about it so does hurt.

My scale is invisible too.
I have one that talks so she tells me my weight.
I wish it was a actor Sam Elliot's voice tho'.

I have noticed that a few times here on my desk top.

Just start eating larger portions.
The is no one magical thing to make you gain.
It takes time and effort on your part to gain and how fast you gain is up to your body and your metabolism.

Such a cute story .

You get immobile and the other person does the work.
They are the slave not you.

Try that in 45 mins

Only one time at a BBQ place in Kansas City.
I came close to finishing in the 45 min time limit they had so I had to pay for the meal. $55.00
I did eat all the food that was in the challenge it just took me longer.
It was the most I had ever eaten in one sitting.
2 full slabs of ribs,3 ears of corn,cole slaw, baked beans , a huge slice of Texas toast and a piece of corn bread.
I was sooo stuffed and was miserable for a few hours.
I was 420 lbs at the time and used to eating a lot.

Big flabby double belly at the moment but had a 3rd roll when I was over 400 lbs