I'm totally skinny, desperately in need of a slice of pizza. Speaking of which (wanders into the kitchen).

It'd be something between a crawl and a waddle. LOL, man I bet a group from here could really get a "reputation" among buffets.

I mean, when I pop into Cici's alone I generally notice a few resigned looks from the staff. Imagine what would happen if I rolled in with four or five other big eaters!

I think there are several here who have reported success in using that method to gain weight. The key is mixing it with something to cut down the thickness/improve the flavor so drinking it doesn't feel like a chore.

I've thought of one, long fingernails. I don't really think of myself as a masochist but...a firm yet light scratch from a girl with long fingernails (I'm talking manicured and well cared for) just sends chills all over my body.

I'd love to do a buffet-crawl. But going solo doesn't feel quite right. Need some partners in crime.

Depending on how extreme his kink is, but yeah I'd say you should request something a little heftier. Even if it's relatively small.

It sounds like there isn't much of a way for this conversation to go poorly for you. He may even have gaining fantasies of his own, possibly.

But like Dr. Feeder said, open the door by asking him what his kinks are.

Has excellent taste in movies and books. (Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, good choice)

Super-happy-spoiler-fun-times. Though, I've read all the books that are out by now.

I gotta say it was fun watching all the shocked and outraged fans posting all over Facebook after it happened though.

It was even more fun getting them all keyed up by acting somber and foreboding in reference to that episode.

I've been fat all my life. And, I honestly have little control around food (especially in large quantities).

That said, I would say that I'm mostly "fat on purpose". I discovered gaining at a young age, and went for it with gusto.