Congrats on taking the plunge.

Haha! Touche, diet world, you have inadvertently given us advice on getting fatter.

The lead singer of Paramore's boyfriend is a little chubby, maybe wishful thinking but I'm gonna say what this made me think right off the bat. She's a feeder.

I doubt highly that I'll be taking to the water sans shirt any time soon myself. In fact, in all likelihood, I won't be taking to the water period. I'm really hoping that my time as a substitute teacher will help me find a steadier summer job. I'm going to try and find somewhere to work for the summer, fall, and spring because I've missed the window to apply for Grad School next spring. So I'll have to start next summer. (not really looking forward to it...)

*makes a mental note to gain more weight*

I live in South Central VA.

You won't be doing many crunches in Pilates and yoga.

It's been proven that some people just can't get fat. No matter how much they eat their body finds a balance to keep them slim.

Pretty much the whole movie Les Mis.

If you use Chrome you can right-click on the image and choose the option to open the image in a new tab. You might be able to post it here that way. (using the url for just the image)