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eve wrote:
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The "Healthy" Weight Gain Shake

This shake, unlike many others is actually quite small and only fills a large glass instead of a full half gallon container, but do not let it's size fool you. Only about 2 cups it contains 1250 calories. Which consists of:
1 cup Ice cream
1/2 cup whole milk
and the key ingredient
1/4th cup CANOLA oil.

Now the key is in it's simplicity, and size. If one of these are consumed at a rate of one a day on top of a normal diet then the gain works out to be roughly 2 pounds a week.

However if 3-4 of these are consumed a day, like after every meal, then the gain can be up to 12 pounds a week. HOWEVER! That also means more dairy and sugar in the consumers diet, risking rapid weight gain and diabetes.

Rapid weight gain is dangerous because it could mean skin ulcers (the more dangerous cousin of stretchmarks) and it doesn't give the body time to adjust to its weight, meaning that mobility gets hampered quickly.

However if you really want to gain weight rapidly with less of a risk of diabetes. Drink one a day for three weeks, then begin by substituting ingredients. Replace the ice cream with gelato, replace the milk with heavy cream and increase the amount of canola oil.

I haven't done the calculations for a Gelato-Heavy Cream- Oil shake but if the oil is up to a cup per shake (which will make it incredibly runny)
it goes from 1000-1250 calories to 2500 calories, roughly. A swag of the GHO shake is probably 3000-3500 calories.

I highly recommend sticking to the basic recipe however, as it's the most stable shake and probably will not cause a stomachache.

If it does, replace the whole milk with skim till the consumer adjusts and then increase to 1% and then 2% then whole.

I am not responsible for your stupidity if you decide to switch up the recipe or get mal-nutritional related diseases from drinking this.


Ive been trying this for the past week. I use vanilla ice cream and throw in 2 bananas and make a very fattening banana shake. It taste good too and easy to drink which is nice.
11 years

Confidence boost?

Yep Im the same as well. When I was thinner I had no body confidence at all. I would never take my shirt off in public. Take photo's of myself or be in photos as I would try an avoid like the plague.

Now im 110lbs fatter My phone is filled with photos of me. Im in more group photos with friends etc. I just more confident and out going being fatter than I was thin.

The fatter I get the better my confidence. So to all that are sitting on the gaining fence. Just go for it! You got nothing to lose
11 years

The gaining life podcast!

Evie Gainer wrote:
Oh my god I am SO excited about this, can't wait to listen to the podcasts!!


There all good. My fav was the one with fatnat as fatnats website was my first venture into the gaining world. Also the massive mike one as well. Hes go some massive regains haha
11 years

How big do you wanna be?

300 -350lbs I think Ill be happy with but however somehow I think ill end up at 400lbs lol
11 years

Gaining beyond your goal..

yeah thats the same with me. I thought I would be massive at 100kg/220lbs...well i wasn't haha I was far from being fat or what I would consider being "fat" was. so now im at 265lbs and going for 300lbs. Im sure once im there Ill prob end up going for more.

It could be an addiction but who cares? as long as your happy with your body or actively doing something about getting the body that makes you happy go for it
11 years

Cheap gain + stealth mode :d

haha did you watch any of the hungrythirsty adds? there pretty funny.
I do think it suits the product. Its great when your hungrythirsty lol
11 years

Cheap gain + stealth mode :d

I'm not sure if these are sold else besides Australia, But Oak. Its chocolate milk and there other flavors as well but I prefer chocolate milk.

Most of the time you can get two 600ml oak's for $5 and if you drink both thats an easy 1000 calories right there.

I have also found that peanut M&M's are good as well. from memory there just over a 1000 calories for the 200g bags and there not to expensive for and easy to snack on 1000 calories.
11 years

Public belly massaging

OniGumo wrote:
Wait...they'll actually do that in strip-clubs? Maybe I should go to one...


Haha Ive been to a few here in australia and overseas and yes they do rub and pay attention to your fat belly even without asking
11 years

Belly classification system

I'm plump edging into the brusher category
11 years

So what games are you playing?

TitanFall Beta and Killer Instinct
11 years