Dubuque, IA A car is weaving & a cop pulls the driver over. When the police officer goes up to the car he finds a zebra on the passenger side & a parrot on the drunk driver's shoulder. The officer questions the driver about it. (All the above is true I added the punch line) The guy said, "The zebra said he couldn't drive, but the parrot said he would give me directions."

A gal I knew, gained from 170 - 280 in 9 months, because of depression

Derrieres fighting with hips or thighs to be the biggest are the best

I'd like to try 800# or more for a day

I went out padded on my waist once in the winter. I was talking on a drive up phone & a coworker came up & knocked on my passenger window & chatted about work for about a 1/2 minute. I thought sure he noticed, butt I guess the thought it was just the winter clothing I had on.

I have padded my in private

What would be your thoughts if he asked you to gain a few? Perhaps look at it from his perspective? What is your reaction to him, about seeing the results? Does he like it?

Also height makes a great affect Someone 6' can look as thin as someone being 5' & be much heavier

You could try padding Get some large size clothing, stretch pants, girdles & fill with pillows/blankets or beach balls filled with air or water (water fill eventually ruin the ball) The problem with water is it's difficult to hold up all that weight (might have to use 2 or 3 girdles)

Ask him what some of his fat fantasies are. And maybe you could Role Play/act out some of them?

Wow Sounds like an amazing figure