*Dresses up as Captain Hook, twirls cutlass threateningly* Ru-fi-o, Rufio!

I remember that happening! ^^^

That's exactly how I feel!

*thought I'd posted here* Pass the wall test, don't pass the floor test. I didn't have any books or rulers handy when i tried. Must try again.

The cheapest way is probably by stocking up on Little Debbie's cakes. The most fattening are the Swiss Rolls. Best tasting too, if slightly more expensive than the second most fattening (Zebra Cakes).

Be warned, when/if you decide to plow through a box of these make sure you also eat something else. Not only to cut the sweet/over-sweet flavor, but also to avoid complications which have to do with the end result of digestion (which I won't get into here).

^^Very true. But metabolism is sometimes a major sticking point. The quickest way to slow down a rapid metabolism is to crash-diet. (Not fun)

I suggest you try Music's idea first though.

It's best to have a bit of a drinking game for it. Though be careful how many of the "rules" you adhere to. Or you might wind up black-out drunk by halfway through the first movie.

I'm far and away the VERY fattest of my friends. In High School I had I think two or three friends that were at the chubby level, none bigger. And that's how it remained for most of my life.

The majority of my friends are slim, and often rather short now that I think of it. I wonder if this says something about my psyche...

Congratulations and stay with it! We're rooting for you.

I've had the "hooked up to a feeding machine and mercilessly fattened" fantasy myself. On the feedee end of it also.