I've just come to the end of a very intense week+ of calorie overconsumption, taking me from 224lb 8 days ago, to 231 today. By supplementing "normal" food with heavy (double, in UK) cream, as well as drinking sugar solution, I was able to consume between 7,000 and 9,000 calories each day.

Also, profile search by distance is wildly inaccurate and delivers results hundreds of miles away from my locality.

Clotted cream has its place, namely on a scone with jam, but it's not ideal for adding to shakes due to its viscosity.

Heavy and heavy whipping are two different products. Whipping cream has slightly less fat in it than standard heavy (or double, in the UK) cream, the reason being that if you whip double/heavy cream, it's a little too dense.

Slowly at first. I was a bit too gung-ho to begin with and suffered 5 hours of nausea for my efforts. Lesson learned the hard way.

1. What is your current weight?

247lbs

2. What is your normal goal weight? (what you probably answered already elsewhere, this question is just for having all the information in one place without having to search fr it)

250lbs

3. What would you choose if you could instantly and magically change to any weight, but the changes reverted after a few hours max. one day?

I would say 400lbs, but much of the thrill would be lost if I knew the weight was temporary.

4. What would you choose if you could instantly and magically change to any weight, without it automatically reverting? (of course, you could still gain or lose weight naturally afterwards)

If I had this option, I imagine in the heat of the moment I would choose a huge number. In fact, I've always thought the most fun fantasy would be to have a magic pill that, when swallowed, would commit me to constant and gradual fattening.

Of course - that makes sense.



Fellow mad scientist here. We should team up.

I don't know much about the Paleo Diet, but I do know that it is unlikely that adult Palaeolithic humans would have consumed cream, since Lactase persistence is a relatively recent adaptation among (predominantly, I believe) Europeans. Also, diets involving high fat consumption are (again, to my limited knowledge) ketogenic in nature, thus relying upon very low carbohydrate intake in order to facilitate weight loss.

So, those of us whose bodies are not in ketosis and who consume a lot of dairy-fat calories?

We're going to get fat.

Also, I've been making sure to eat or drink something very sugary at the same time as drinking the cream shakes in the hope that it'll stimulate a glycemic response. A bit hardcore perhaps, but I don't intend to go quite this full-on for long.

I'm very, very happy to read about delayed effects!