This "fat milestone" caught me off guard.
It sounds like a fat-phobic stereotype, but it's true-
She's gotten so fat her farts have changed in sound.
She's farting so much all time now because she's just putting so much food through her body. But her tone has completely changed from sharp and fast, to flabby and sloppy.
Thing is, she's super tidy. Her farts don't even smell and her ass doesn't even taste of anything. Which means what's happened is just her rear ends (she's got two) are so huge and flabby that she just quakes harder now.
She doesn't care. She's so confident about her body she'll just fart in my face and laugh. Or I'll mock her farts with my voice and make her laugh.
2 years
She has trouble getting up from the couch or getting out of bed. She's gotten stuck in the bathtub and needed me to pull her out. And she doesn't care because she's confident in her body.
2 years
So she went and did it, achieved a new milestone!
She was sitting on the floor to check her bags because it's easier than bending over. But she tried to stand back up and couldn't. She doesn't need to ask me for help, only flash me these big puppy-dog eyes and reach out a chubby hand, and I know she's having "fat girl problems."
It took me three tries to get her on her feet. Counting down each time "One, two, three! Okay let's try again" Eventually I did it by bracing myself against the countertop with one arm for stability. She was panting and even whimpering a little from the sheer effort of getting pulled up. Her huge hanging belly was still bouncing and rippling afterwards!
2 years
SHE is now so fat she has to plop her breasts right onto the table and let them rest once she struggles into the booth.
2 years
This is my wife!
She HATES being short. About 4"10'. She can never simply grow up... but she can grow out! Nearly wider than she is tall now. It's done wonders for her self esteem. No longer "the little one" she's "the huge one" now.
I've seen a few women bigger than her, but only a handful in the span of years, and so rare Lisa has never been somewhere where she wasn't the most massive person in the room to date. In fact, she actually HAS grown taller- shorter than all her friends standing up, but her rear end and thunder thighs are so huge she is literally taller than everyone sitting down!
It's made her so confident she doesn't mind getting fat shamed in public. We were on a date when a teen couple said out loud "Ewww, she's so fat!" And Lisa was like "That was rude! But also yeah haha!"
2 years
Desktop PC. Boutique store in Ota-Road, they only had one. It was a steal! My last machine lasted me for a decade but the hard drive just fell apart.
I wasn't planning on spending money, but I figured if you have to buy a new device, get one that's made to last. And one where you can swap out the RAM and GPU as needed.
Using it for fight sims. Neck deep in Il-2.
2 years
lol my wife's last job had to change their uniforms because of how fat she got
they had these blue collared shirts, but they could only make them so big, and she looked like a blueberry ready to pop, with her gut actually popping out and hanging down her thighs
so they introduced an "alternate uniform" that was a giant shapeless apron with suspenders. basically just for her. she was very happy
2 years
This happened to us out of nowhere!
Not something I even imagined I'd want when we started dating. But we've grown together. Well mostly she's grown lol.
As she kept gaining weight and accepting it, she got really submissive and started calling me Daddy.
"Daddy, I'm soooo hungry!"
"Daddy, I need help! I can't get out of bed!"
"Daddy, is it okay if I keep getting bigger?"
"You're wonderful, you're my big fat princess. I'm so proud of you for the way you eat!"
2 years
My wife is LITERALLY the most massive person in our extended family, all across the world.
They always want her to lose weight, but they're good people and think they're helping her. And she's confident and realistic, so she knows they're trying to help- even if she doesn't need help, so she giggles and shrugs them off while pretending she's going to lose weight any day now.
2 years
I've mentioned it before, but I love this story.
Last time we flew this happened to us.
She's too fat to even reach her arms around her own belly and buckle herself in. An elegant supermodel-like attendant notices her problem-
Has to squeeze her fat rolls apart and buckle her into the seat. Pats her belly and says, "There you go, all better!"
Her opinion, "Wow they were so nice, best flight ever!"
2 years