Alcoholic drinks? post one

Something invented by myself and a friend at uni.

Christmas Pudding

1 pint cider (CIDER, not perry, or any fruit abomination)
1 measure whisky
1 measure Malibu

Stir with a *wooden* implement and make sure you're not doing anything important the following day.
10 years

I'm fit and male, but want to

Moved to 'lifestyle tips'.
10 years

Pear shaped bodies:

I'd rather be a Bear than a Pear.

(Chant at Warwickshire v Worcestershire cricket matches - the emblem of Warks is the bear and ragged staff, while Worcs is three pears)
10 years

New to gaining

Read the forum.

Thread locked.
10 years

Airplane seatbelts & extenders

I know Ruby had one for a car. Another friend usually never wears a belt on the grounds it won't fit.
10 years

This makes me sick

As mentioned, off-topic. Thread locked.
10 years

Him and her feedee

Moved to personals.
10 years

"why get fat" - the statistics

Speaking as a stats geek - excellent work!
10 years

Using heavy cream to gain

Read the forum. This has been discussed many times before.

Thread locked.
10 years