Just wanted to share
buffetking wrote:
Ok, so I just got back from my weighing/measuring session. It was....not quite as awesome as I thought it was going to be. Their scale was digital so no waiting in suspense as she moved the counter-weight. At least I have an official number now, though; 361 lbs! When she took the measurements, she did it over my clothes. For some reason, I thought she'd have me strip to my underwear... My chest is 49 inches, my belly is 58, and my hips are 66. I'm a pear-shaped man! My thighs are 43 inches each and I think it's funny that they're almost as big as my whole chest. All in all, informative, but not all that exciting.
Ok, so I just got back from my weighing/measuring session. It was....not quite as awesome as I thought it was going to be. Their scale was digital so no waiting in suspense as she moved the counter-weight. At least I have an official number now, though; 361 lbs! When she took the measurements, she did it over my clothes. For some reason, I thought she'd have me strip to my underwear... My chest is 49 inches, my belly is 58, and my hips are 66. I'm a pear-shaped man! My thighs are 43 inches each and I think it's funny that they're almost as big as my whole chest. All in all, informative, but not all that exciting.
i am sorry it kinda let you down.
at least you have an idea and a record for when you grow!
yay you sexy pear!
15 years
Just wanted to share
buffetking wrote:
Thanks for the info, Amatrix. I just might do that. I may have found something, though. I looked up weight loss in the phonebook and found several independent weight loss facilities. I called one and asked what their scale goes up to and she said 400. She even offered to take some measurements! If she only knew....
Thanks for the info, Amatrix. I just might do that. I may have found something, though. I looked up weight loss in the phonebook and found several independent weight loss facilities. I called one and asked what their scale goes up to and she said 400. She even offered to take some measurements! If she only knew....
you are welcome!
i never thought of that, and it sounds absolutely deviously awesome.
kekeke... you are like me!
the cold tap wrapped and then doubled if not tripled *pray and pray it triples...* around your flab...
i love to get measured, but kinda get embarrassed asking for it.
let us know how it works out for ya man!
15 years
Fat jokes (warning if you are easily offended you may want to avoid thistopic)
shifted wrote:
That's a good one
Amatrix wrote:
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
That's a good one
lolz thanks i kinda liked it too!
your so fat u has moar chinz then chinese phone boooooooook!
burn!
15 years
Fat jokes (warning if you are easily offended you may want to avoid thistopic)
1CaptainBacardi wrote:
<3. where have you been all my life darling?
Amatrix wrote:
i am not fat. i am just pregnant...
I don't know if it is with Ben or Jerry's though...
i do have this shirt.
*snarf*
i am not fat. i am just pregnant...
I don't know if it is with Ben or Jerry's though...
i do have this shirt.
*snarf*
<3. where have you been all my life darling?
waiting for you to come into my life super hamburger man
*licks your cheesy bun goodness.*
so this one was totally said to me at work.
made me LOL and i keep saying it...
I am so fat, when I broke my leg gravy came out.
its funny cuz I hate gravy.
15 years
Cake or pie
cake
totally.
i dont dig fruit pies... as well... i dont know. they dont do anything for me.
but cake... it is so sweet and decadent.
you dont need ice cream.
just a glass of milk.
and i will have some of you cake haters know... i know many people who eat cake and ice cream together in one bowl.
or ice cream cake?!
but yea im a cake girl.
i love love love store bought cakes... with that icing that turns your tongue different colors.
and petite fours make you feel like your eating 20 cakes... with a single bite.
...
and yes... my fave cake though is the rainbow chip my mom makes for my birthday.
which i will miss this year, but at least i can have something as described above- the death by chocolate sounds to good to be true.
totally.
i dont dig fruit pies... as well... i dont know. they dont do anything for me.
but cake... it is so sweet and decadent.
you dont need ice cream.
just a glass of milk.
and i will have some of you cake haters know... i know many people who eat cake and ice cream together in one bowl.
or ice cream cake?!
but yea im a cake girl.
i love love love store bought cakes... with that icing that turns your tongue different colors.
and petite fours make you feel like your eating 20 cakes... with a single bite.
...
and yes... my fave cake though is the rainbow chip my mom makes for my birthday.
which i will miss this year, but at least i can have something as described above- the death by chocolate sounds to good to be true.
15 years
About you
First/nick name: Amatrix or Kitten
Age: 22... almost 23~!
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual... i know the whole "pan" thing but i have a preference.I am 60% into guys and 40% into chicks.
Type: foodee, stuffer, gainer, fetishist, etc.
Hobbies: reading, blogging, meeting people, art, and working all night.
Likes: food, loud music, cheap vodka shots, horror films, sex, honesty
Dislikes: bills, ghetto super stars, cold showers, leeches
Age: 22... almost 23~!
Sex: Female
Orientation: Bisexual... i know the whole "pan" thing but i have a preference.I am 60% into guys and 40% into chicks.
Type: foodee, stuffer, gainer, fetishist, etc.
Hobbies: reading, blogging, meeting people, art, and working all night.
Likes: food, loud music, cheap vodka shots, horror films, sex, honesty
Dislikes: bills, ghetto super stars, cold showers, leeches
15 years
