I have another work shenanigan
Was extra hungry tonight and was eating in the staffroom when my co worker goes in and goes up to me and says to me "i see you are nurturing the food baby". All the co workers in the store are like my feeders in a way.
She starts saying the manager is not here so we can have fun tonight, all the girls come to the back of store and start feeding me vanilla slice and coke. I get to my point where i had enough and she goes we wont leave until you are sweating, i need to take off my shirt because its so constricting across my belly and i get to the point where i am panting and sweating. Co worker then starts to jokingly tease me by saying are you finally going into labour with that food baby. They agree that i have had enough but i cant get up (co workers are really small and tiny) one tries to pull me up but cant another puts one hand one my belly and back and says that my belly is too heavy and asks if this all lard and i had another one do the same by holding my belly and back too.
As we are going to the car i am having one of my co workers support my belly and back still and then have a customer come up to me and goes when you know the gender i will get you a baby shower gift and rub my belly. Then my coworker helps me get into the car and i have to move my seat back because my belly was resting on the wheel beeping the horn. Best day ever!!!!