TheWhipHand:
I drove her around, bought her some dessert, made her eat it, and praised her for being such a good little pig. Generally I don't care much for the whole pig thing, but she did.
It was fun to play with her.
. . .
I'm completely guilty of being sadistic.

FattenedUp:
Did you actually call her pig?

Why do you consider it sadistic? The overstuffed feedees may be uncomfortable for a while but you're not making them suffer.

TheWhipHand:
A: yes, she made a clear indication she liked that so I played along.

B: true.