5'9", 290lbs, 53" waist.

I can't seem to get full. I'm having a harder time fitting in chairs.

Popped buttons on some dress shirts. Makes me light headed just talking about it. Don't know what I'd do if some woman were feed me...

Yup, this is happening to me right now.

I ate 10,000+ calories more than I need 2 weeks ago, and felt like, "huh, I was expecting to gain some weight."

The past three days I've gained 2 inches on my stomach, and it feels like I'm growing over night. -- definitely a turn-on!