I’m in a gaining mood at the moment. Girls who waddle when they walk have always been a fascination for me both as a partner and as a personal size goal. I like the struggle of obesity so I guess that’s my goal weight. The point that I waddle and pant asi walk. I’d guess around the 450 mark maybe more.

I love my belly. It’s the favourite part about myself; I find myself stroking it and lifting it without evening realising.

Hmm I don't do faces or people, so probably not that one.

Script I'm not sure what I'd have it say. I've already got "relax" tattooed on me

And only food I've got so far is a lemon

She's just really annoying and OTT. The video itself isn't bad, just I've taken a personal disliking to her and cannot stand anything with her in it. (She will literally appear in any show and loves to play victim and can never be wrong)

It's a nanny state in the UK trying to stop us from being fat/ getting fatter. People have a choice, if they wish to be fat or quite simply can't help themselves to lose weight, it's not the governments job to act as dieticians

Urgh one of the girls in this video does my head in. She owns Topsy Curvy fashion and she'll do anything for attention.

I've got 20 odd tattoos (and getting a new one today 😃 but no FA ones. I'm not even sure what I'd consider for one

WTF dude. I'd of been like wtf just happened to my colleague. Yeah best to keep your mouth shut if that's what comes out of it.

Thanks for all your advice. Trying to find times to do things for me again. I think I need some selfish time.

Ooh you're planning early ladies!