Carolina_Dee wrote
If people you know in your area order online they can give you as their dealer and you get a commission on the sale. I used to be a door to door Avon Lady when I was in college it was fun. I was in the 33% commission range most campaigns doing it part time.

CoopChick33 wrote
Oh, god, I miss buffets. I miss having an eating buddy, too.....In my imaginary world, I'm hitting a beautiful buffet with a really cool eating buddy, and I look nice, in something with an elasticized waist, of course.

My imaginary buffet has all my favorite stuff on it, including egg rolls, pizza, French toast, cheese omelettes, potatoes au gratin, and a bunch of other delicious stuff. And desserts, lots of desserts.

So my eating buddy and I are going to do it up right, and put a severe hurting on the food. Instead of asking us to leave, the manager will be totally bemused by this attractive fat couple and make sure we don't run out of food, since we seem to be enjoying ourselves so thoroughly.

I wouldn't mind shocking a few of the patrons with my amazing (appalling, some might say) appetite, of course. hee hee...

When we're finally done, we can waddle homeward, and have fantastic stuffed sex, followed by a snuggly nap. And when we wake up, we can have more sex, and maybe watch a funny movie afterwards.

OniGumo wrote


Yea, but they can't very well ask you to leave the cafeteria can they lol. Especially not if you have a meal plan.

Those cafeterias are the main reason college students get the "Freshman Fifteen" too. *I should know, in the first month and a half that I've been at ODU I got the Freshman 30 or so lol*

dubiousjacob wrote
you guys should enjoy this:



John Pinette's "Chinese Buffet" bit

YOU SCARE MY WIFE!